From 96628e0ae065330f0a9cd8fe71b7e50c77d0fe06 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: eggy Date: Sun, 20 Jun 2021 13:51:18 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] Add favour unstagnation short --- src/posts/unstagnation/a-favour.md | 41 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 41 insertions(+) create mode 100644 src/posts/unstagnation/a-favour.md diff --git a/src/posts/unstagnation/a-favour.md b/src/posts/unstagnation/a-favour.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..104e763 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/posts/unstagnation/a-favour.md @@ -0,0 +1,41 @@ +--- +title: A Favour +date: 2021-06-20 +tags: + - unstagnation + - literature +--- + +*Ring…ring…ring…* + +Hello? + +Oh, Blue! I almost didn't recognise your voice; it's been forever since we chatted! How've you been doing? + +Yeah, I know you have work and all, but…it's been, what, a year since we last played League together and it'd be great to get together again — remember that time when you were killed by a minion at bottom — + +You don't play anymore? That's…a shame. Right, work and everything. So, uh, what'd you want to talk about? + +A favour? Sure! What is it? + +Uh…I think that's fine, but how much? + +*A hundred thousand* — damn, did you buy a house or something? + +Come to think of it, your voice is kinda raspy, and you're coughing a lot too. Are you all right? Should I come over? + +A small fever, eh? Oh well. If you insist... I'll send the money over to your bank account, don't spend it on drugs, hehe. + +Hm? Why not? Direct deposit's really safe now, you know. Why would you want it — + +Right. Sorry. Sure, I'll come by and drop it outside your door, your address is still the same, right? + +Ah, let's see... 135 Redwood Drive, is that right? You know, are you sure you're all right? I think I hear something smashing in the background... + +Oh, yeah. Ugh, Fortnite. Right, I'll get the cash ready... I still don't know about dropping it off in an envelope; what if someone steals it? When would be a good time for you to pick it up? I'll swing by around that time if I can make it... + +As soon as possible? Of course, Blue, my boyfriend's going to do groceries today; I'll send him your way at around...hm, three o'clock? Sounds good? + +No problem! Friends gotta help each other out, right? I still wish we could play some League together, though... + +Yeah, yeah, lots of work and everything. Well, you take care, Blue! \ No newline at end of file