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content: adjust dongo tenses

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Daniel Chen 2024-11-14 17:40:30 -05:00
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The boy falls back against his couch, dropping his controller in his lap. The video game on his TV blares cheerful adventurous music. "The game is sooooo slow."
"Fuck," the girl says over voice chat. "You're on emulator, though. 2.5x it?"
"Fuck," the girl says over video chat. "You're on emulator, though. 2.5x it?"
"The computer isn't quite powerful enough."
"L. Ratio. Cringe PC gamer."
The boy sits straight up again, adding a new monster to his current party. "Dongo disagrees. Do you have a Dongo? Exactly."
The boy turns his attention back to the game, adding a new monster to his current party. "Dongo disagrees. Do you have a Dongo? Exactly."
"Dongo isn't _real,_ he's _not\!"_
On the other side of the world, the girl has little to say to that. "Dongo isn't _real,_ he's _not\!"_
"Dongo is life."
"It's time to snap back to reality — car doggo is a myth\!"
"It's time to snap back to reality — car doggo is a myth."
"I will write Dongo fanfic. He will be real."
@ -45,15 +45,15 @@ Her jaw drops. "You're the one who said to sex it\! Every time I settle down to
"It's boring\! You click things, it's barely real time nor turn-based. It's as if tower defense and Civ did a Dongo."
"Why is it an _adjective_ now?"
She takes a moment to parse the mystery word. "Why is it an _adjective_ now?"
"Dongo disapproves." He shakes his head.
"Oh, yeah? Well, I've spoken to Dongo and he said he doesn't like you." She stuck her tongue out, folded her arms, and turned away.
"Oh, yeah? Well, I've spoken to Dongo and he said he doesn't like you." She sticks her tongue out, folds her arms, and turns away.
"Lies\!" he cried. "You don't have Dongo. Dongo is _mine\!"_
"Lies\!" he cries. "You don't have Dongo. Dongo is _mine\!"_
"I have him right here," she gloated, peeking off-camera. "He's right in front of me right now. He just doesn't want to see you."
"I have him right here," she gloats, peeking off-camera. "He's right in front of me right now. He just doesn't want to see you."
"Let's see 'em."