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+title: A Favour
+date: 2021-06-20
+tags:
+ - unstagnation
+ - literature
+---
+
+*Ring…ring…ring…*
+
+Hello?
+
+Oh, Blue! I almost didn't recognise your voice; it's been forever since we chatted! How've you been doing?
+
+Yeah, I know you have work and all, but…it's been, what, a year since we last played League together and it'd be great to get together again — remember that time when you were killed by a minion at bottom —
+
+You don't play anymore? That's…a shame. Right, work and everything. So, uh, what'd you want to talk about?
+
+A favour? Sure! What is it?
+
+Uh…I think that's fine, but how much?
+
+*A hundred thousand* — damn, did you buy a house or something?
+
+Come to think of it, your voice is kinda raspy, and you're coughing a lot too. Are you all right? Should I come over?
+
+A small fever, eh? Oh well. If you insist... I'll send the money over to your bank account, don't spend it on drugs, hehe.
+
+Hm? Why not? Direct deposit's really safe now, you know. Why would you want it —
+
+Right. Sorry. Sure, I'll come by and drop it outside your door, your address is still the same, right?
+
+Ah, let's see... 135 Redwood Drive, is that right? You know, are you sure you're all right? I think I hear something smashing in the background...
+
+Oh, yeah. Ugh, Fortnite. Right, I'll get the cash ready... I still don't know about dropping it off in an envelope; what if someone steals it? When would be a good time for you to pick it up? I'll swing by around that time if I can make it...
+
+As soon as possible? Of course, Blue, my boyfriend's going to do groceries today; I'll send him your way at around...hm, three o'clock? Sounds good?
+
+No problem! Friends gotta help each other out, right? I still wish we could play some League together, though...
+
+Yeah, yeah, lots of work and everything. Well, you take care, Blue!